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- sexypoet
- besides being funny and sarcastic, i have a very warped sense of humor. if you are a prude, i am probably not your cup of tea. i am a devoted wife, very much in love and his biggest cheerleader and supporter. military life can be tough. (especially on the spouses) my friendships are also very important to me.
Well, Toilet Duck is quite arousing really,and i must admit, there have been many times when I've been in the bath....I'm there....rubber ducky is there.... he gives me that look...the tension is unbearable....so i succumb to sweet temptation and-
ReplyDeleteWTF?! Seriously that shit is fucked up.
Here's a creepy sex toy idea: Garden Gnomes with their own "garden hose".... I feel a bit of freestylin' coming on...
I'm yo' garden gnome
and yo' daddy aint home,
lemme water yo'rose
wit my garden hose
all you hos
ya'll know
how yo' garden grow
Wurrd.
(sorry, I think I'm delirious)
OMG i choked on my soda reading this.. your rap was the shiznit!!
ReplyDeletenarsty. why would you want a DUCK up your sn*tch? weird.
ReplyDeleteI am not that into fowl.
ReplyDeleteyou girls "quack" me up!
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